Durango Weather gAI

Forecasting with Confidence. Accuracy... Optional.

Welcome to Durango Weather gAI, your go-to source for a satirical take on the self-proclaimed weather authority of Southwest Colorado. He’s not a meteorologist, but that doesn’t stop him from confidently interpreting open-source weather models and delivering bold (and often vague) forecasts.

Whether it’s an impending snowstorm or a mild breeze, you can count on him to offer predictions that may—or may not—come true. Armed with just enough weather jargon to sound convincing, he’s always ready to take credit when he’s right... and conveniently ignore when he’s not.

The Durango Weather gAI app will take his unique style to the next level—offering satirical versions of his latest posts, tracking his accuracy (or lack thereof), and celebrating the art of meteorological guesswork.

Because when it comes to predicting the weather in Southwest Colorado, confidence is key—even if the details are a little… cloudy.